May 2013
tiger-lilies-and-tortelini:
*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
“Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right...”
– Wu Tang Clan (via quirky-fairy)
Justin Bieber as a judge on the x factor
Justin: that performance was not swaggy
Justin: you dont have uh like the swag we're looking for
Justin: uh
Justin: swag
lonelywhiteasian:
no really i’m funny i swear please stay
“Deep inside, she knew who she was, and that person was smart and kind and often...”
– Julia Quinn (via valiuum)
morgrana:
in-the-village-of-derwyn:
morgrana:
morgrana:
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it
Me: gets nervous a year before a planned event
far-too-many-fandoms:
kanrose:
riddle-my-hiddles:
kanrose:
the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”
he was so fucking terrified
are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god
i’m honestly starting to think that he is
...
chaystar:
I swear hot people are so ungrateful I cook them a nice dinner and even throw in a delicious dessert and all they ever tell me is “how did you get in my house”
dokiis:
yesididbringmydog:
okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you
i was talking this here picture
when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment
and in that moment, i made eyecontact with my father and saw all hope for his child leave his eyes.
Did you steal that?
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