tiger-lilies-and-tortelini: *clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right...– Wu Tang Clan (via quirky-fairy)
Justin Bieber as a judge on the x factor
Justin: that performance was not swaggy
Justin: you dont have uh like the swag we're looking for
lonelywhiteasian: no really i’m funny i swear please stay
Deep inside, she knew who she was, and that person was smart and kind and often...– Julia Quinn (via valiuum)
morgrana: in-the-village-of-derwyn: morgrana: morgrana: for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications DON’T YOU DARE you know you secretly like it
Me: gets nervous a year before a planned event
far-too-many-fandoms: kanrose: riddle-my-hiddles: kanrose: the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T” he was so fucking terrified are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god i’m honestly starting to think that he is ...
chaystar: I swear hot people are so ungrateful I cook them a nice dinner and even throw in a delicious dessert and all they ever tell me is “how did you get in my house”
dokiis: yesididbringmydog: okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you i was talking this here picture when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment and in that moment, i made eyecontact with my father and saw all hope for his child leave his eyes. Did you steal that?